Here Are 50 Of The Best Funny Christian Pick Up Lines
Bible pick up lines. Though friends in your small group may guffaw at your punny-ness, millennials are more likely to laugh hard and share a few of their own. Needless to say the word of God should be our foundation. After such an immersion into Scripture, it’s time to laugh and play.
[embedyt] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LOwM0vCoek[/embedyt]Here are 50 of the best Christian pick up lines
- Is your name grace? Because you are AMAZING! 😎
- I believe one of my ribs belong to you. 🙆♂️
- For you I would slay two Goliaths.👺
- Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you? 🔥
- So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours! 🤳🏼
- You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you. 🌷
- You put the ‘stud’ in the Bible study. 💎
- Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage. 📱
- How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life? 😇
- How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? 😏
- You ➡️Me ➡️Song of Songs ➡️ The remix. 🎧
- Are you one of Job’s daughters? Cuase you’re twice as beautiful as any other girl I’ve ever seen. 👱🏻♀️
- I’m no Joseph… perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you? 🤷🏻♂️
- You had me at, “I prayed for you today”. 🙏🏻
- I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together. 💏
- Is your name faith? Because you’re the susbstance of things I have hoped for. 😍
- You make me want to be a better Christian. 🙇
- I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me. 🕺🏻
- My parents are home, wanna come over? 🤓
- Hey, I’m Will. God’s ‘will’ for you. 🙋🏻♂️ (This one helps if your actual name is Will).
- We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well,…. the spirit led me straight to you. 💁♂️
- I was gonna read proverbs 31, then I realised I could just study you instead. 🤔
- Hey girl, am I on the road to Damascus? Cause your beauty is blinding! 😳
- You can call me Pharoah. Cause I will never let you go. 👫
- I like my girl like I like my Microsoft word documents. ‘SAVED’!!! ✝️
26. If we were around with Noah…then you, me…pair!
27. Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.
28. Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you. (Um, careful, this one could get you arrested.)
29. Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now…just settle for me.
30. My parents are home, wanna come over?
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31. I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you.
32. Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
33. I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by “greet one another with a holy kiss”?
34. So I was reading the book of Numbers the other day, and realized I don’t have yours.
35. You float my ark.
36. I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.
37. My spiritual gift is my good looks.
38. I went on a beach mission, but all I ended up doing was mission you.
39. Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
40. I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.
41. If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.
42. Bathsheba had nothing on you.
43. Mark Driscoll takes up 35 percent of my iPod memory.
44. Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.
45. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
46. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
47. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
48. I’m a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.
49. Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.
50. Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
51. I put the stud in Bible study.
52. The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed…and here you are.
53. When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
54. Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now. Just settle for me.
55. You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
